First of all, here is the INFAMOUS ("don't bring it into the hotel or we'll fine you") Durian Fruit:
There is something about this fruit that just makes me so unclear as to why anyone would want to eat it. First, it is covered in these sharp spikes. You don't want to hold it in your hands because, well, look at it! Sharp spikes! Looks quite inconvenient to pick up, let alone rifling around a bin of them at a market trying to find just the optimal Durian for your dining pleasure. Next, how in the heck DO you crack this thing open? I think you need a pretty big knife. Both for the sake of keeping your hands far away from the spike exterior as possible, and for the sake of getting through what appears to be pretty thick skin. Third- you get the thing open and you are knocked over by the horrible smell of it. The dirty, thick smell of old gym socks. And somehow, after all this, someone, at some point in time, thought it would be a good idea to put this thing in their mouth....
Today I flew from Ho Chi Minh to Guangzhou. Arrived to the hotel around 4:30, and set on my mission to find a shop to frame the painting I bought in Vietnam. No success, but I'll ask the hotel people for a reccomendation. I did come across a couple of other great finds though on my walk around the area.
The first was this ice cream treat I had 6 years ago...which I found at the 7-11. When we landed, the airplane announcements said the local temperature was 32 degrees. Again, don't know what that is in Farenhiet, but I know it's HOT. So this ice cream treat- it's a bar, and it's white, it has a "shell" of one sort of ice cream, then the top third or so is liquid and sweet and tastes sort of what I would imagine a cold melted version of a white Rabbit candy (milk candy) would taste like, then the bottom two thirds is this incredibly creamy ice cream sort of stuff with sweet red beans mixed in. The whole thing tastes an awful lot like heavy cream & sugar on a stick, and what, in 32 degree weather, is not to love about that?
The second was a trip to one of my favorite restaurants near my hotel, so I went there for dinner. I have a stand-by favorite dish. It's eggplant, called "Hong Shao Qiezi". SO yummy. So I ordered that, and a chicken dish that I pointed to a photo of and said "yeah, one of those too". (okay, at least I said that part in Chinese.) So the Chicken dish came first, and I always order rice, but it's common to bring rice at the end of the meal. I prefer it at the beginning, because I LOVE the taste of my rice when it's soaked up all the wonderful sauces from the various dishes. So the chicken dish came & I waited a few minutes....no rice...so I thought, I'll just taste it... So out come the chopsticks & I took a little piece of chicken....wow....first Mangosteen and now this! It was unbelieveable. I tried to pick out the flavors...chicken, spring onions, garlic, ginger, sichuan peppercorns, sugar, soy, and I have no idea what else because it tasted like honey to me! I felt like a little kid with a pixie stick, I could not get enough! It was hot, a little spicy, and the bottle of Qingdao beer went a little quicker than I expected! I was entering a food coma....
I was using the spoon to scoop it into my bowl and my chopsticks to eat with, but what I really wanted to do was the pick up the plate & lick it like a little kid with a cake batter bowl.... I was in heaven. Hong Shao Qiezi, move over....GONG BA JI DING is moving into first place! I have a feeling I'll be eating this a few more times in the next week and a half...
I was using the spoon to scoop it into my bowl and my chopsticks to eat with, but what I really wanted to do was the pick up the plate & lick it like a little kid with a cake batter bowl.... I was in heaven. Hong Shao Qiezi, move over....GONG BA JI DING is moving into first place! I have a feeling I'll be eating this a few more times in the next week and a half...
I walked, ever so slowly, back to my hotel. As I got onto the elevator, 2 other gentlemen got on. I put my head against the side of the elevator, and one said to me, "tired?" I made a motion like "big stomach" and said, "ate so much, food coma..." and the one guy said something in spanish, my spanish has essentially left the building, but I caught the drift when the other guy corrected him and said, "no no, come something something este something something" and I could tell he was saying "ate too much." I think the guy thought I was saying I was tired because I was pregnant!!! Okay, Yeah, you get a little worn out emotionally when you are 15 months paper pregnant, but today's state of fatigue was purely physical and due entirely to an overabundance of amazing food...

7 comments:
Funny! Haha! What an incredible day, Kelli - I wish that I could ramble around China with you. You are so much fun. Definitely post pics of the fabric markets that you visit in China. I'll want to get the name of that restaurant as well....
No wonder you are so tired!! You are eating for two and 15 months is a such a long pregnancy.....WHEW!!!
Kelli, I want to go on a food vacation with you... I am adding these dishes and ice cream to try while in China. Any more recommendations for good eating??
Lisa
Hey Kelli-
I learned on Daniel Cook which is a Disney preschool show that the red fruit with the leafy looking stems is called Dragon fruit. Because if you hold it sideways it looks like a dragon. See what you are going to learn once you have your daughter!!!! Their education becomes our education!
P.S. I wish I had your travel schedule!
Wow! What a travelogue! The pictures of the market are so colorful and full of life. Man, I was getting short of breath just hearing about the temps, no air, and sitting in that small stall. That chicken sounds AMAZING -- I haven't had dinner yet, and am now hungrier than ever! Can't wait to hear about China too!
I love virtual traveling - it's the next best thing to being there. Your pictures and posts are great - thanks.
You are an excellent photographer, my dear! Thanks!
I am SOOO loving these posts, especially the fruit pics and food commentary. I want to be you!
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